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Marathon 4 is coming
And it will rock.
Hello Bungie Dudes. [to our human audience, our logs show at least 3 Bungie employees visit this page regularly].
Bungierumors low on insults & stuff.
Our readers have been most helpful and we thank them for the dirt that they have been
continually passing on to us over the years, but as you can clearly see we are now
scraping the barrel. What else can we say about Tuncer without getting our asses sued? Myth community growing tired?
You tell me. That's the feeling I get.
If Bungie fail to release 1.3 before the end of the month,
I smell serious trouble. Holding my breath and counting down...
Daimyo and Bungie Alliance? Several readers have been asking about the motivation behind the update on www.bungie.net on Saturday. This email catches the general sentiment well : Voracious Rabbits also had a news item on Saturday discussing possible reasons, including the Daimyo Project being a commercial venture in conjunction with Bungie.Why is Bungie posting messages on Bungie.net asking for help on the Daimyo project? Bungie doesn't usually seem to be that helpful... Anyway, don't mention me, just an anonymous person wondering what's up... Yes, Daimyo looks professional, but I do not believe at this stage it could be in a league that could be profitable for Bungie, not just monetarily. I had the chance to pin down the cancerman himself in the recent IMG Chat Forum. : 
More likely this update and helping hand from the Max/Dirtae team can be attributed to them being relatively new
to the Bungie Juggernaut. The ritual castration, tagging and mind control, initiated by Tuncer just weeks after
he first joined the innocent Bungie Software, may not have been completed on this fresh blood. It is my belief
that Tuncer will 'tighten his grip', and remove this threat before the truth becomes any more clear.
Fuel the Fire.
More on 'Best Bungie Game Poll'
I'm sorry to inform my readers my Tuesday report on the preliminary results
of the 'Best Bungie Game Poll' has had unforeseen side effects. Firstly,
I have received several death threats and have had to tighten security after
the organisers decided my fight for truth had jeopardised their efforts
to hold a legitimate poll. However they do not appear to realise the poll
is flawed to begin with. It fails to
take into account which platform the voter uses. For example, If 80% of the people
voting in the poll use PCs, do they expect the poll to return useful
results?
BungieRumors updates their frigin page This arrived in our mail box last night : Consider it done.From: [removed - BR] To: bungierumors@hotmail.com Subject: hello? you guys need to update your frigin page Bungie.net Admins Strike
Bungie.net admins apparantly went on strike as of midnight last night.
Among their list of demands, a 15% pay rise and better working conditions.
Today, Apple CEO Steve Jobs wrote Tuncer Deniz and The Bnet Admin Union and offered the
assistance of a mediator to help the parties reach a negotiated settlement.
The Union advised Mr. Jobs that they would accept, understanding of course that
they would maintain their right to strike.
Will Mediation be successful? Mediation can succeed only if the Corporation has
been given a new mandate and clear instructions to negotiate in good faith. We'll
know very soon, one way or the other, The parties meet with the mediator,
Apple Fellow Sinbad, tonight at 8:30 p.m. Can any negotiation
with Bungie be believed with Tuncer at the helm? Meanwhile, the outcast scum
of the Myth community roams free on Bungie.net cheating, pillaging, rap...
Best Bungie Game Poll : Prelimary Results Thanks to BungieRumors sources we have been able to aquire early results in the 'Best Bungie Game' Poll, held by Mythology and Marathon Central.
BungieRumors to update their webpages? A vicious rumor slinking its way through the Bungie Community underground would have it that BungieRumors will soon again be updating their web pages with the latest filth on Bungie themselves. BungieRumors declined to comment. If you have any information on this story, mail us.
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